Friday, January 29, 2010
¦表示你的好運來了！ 只要在五分鐘內，寄給你通訊錄裡的所有朋友，寄給越多人，願望就更容易實現！ 千萬記住，寄出此信件後，保持快樂的心情，不久之後，你的心願就會實現！
Labels: Quiz
Y12:47 PM
RIP Roast Duck Yi Poh...
Psalm 23 - A psalm of David.
1 The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not be in want.
2 He makes me lie down in green pastures,
he leads me beside quiet waters,
3 he restores my soul.
He guides me in paths of righteousness
for his name's sake.
4 Even though I walk
through the valley of the shadow of death, [a]
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me.
5 You prepare a table before me
in the presence of my enemies.
You anoint my head with oil;
my cup overflows.
6 Surely goodness and love will follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the house of the LORD
forever.
Y8:02 AM
Monday, January 18, 2010
boy boy... today is a day of GOOD news...
News 1:
Uncle ho bday today.... followed by:
News 2:
today my dear fren is going to deliver... LOL... so happy for her... recd her msg at 5+ to say she oredi given birth... i am going to visit her tml....
News 3:
LOL... recd a sms from my bro at 9.30 hrs, "do u noe tt ur mei mei is getting marry(married)???"
i immediately call him and he was telling me abt the nite b4 conversation... then he mentioned tat my mum ask the ultimate qn the moment they say they are getting engaged(actually)....
i made another call to my mum and cant stop LOL... tinking of her ultimate qn...
i congrats her and she was like:
"wat happened to baobei hw come u so happy???"
then i say "you going to marry off your daughter again, congrats ah..." (more LOL)
"oh, i forgotten abt tat, tot wat happened to baobei... ya ya... yr sis & ben wanna ROM first... (me LOL till tears flow down...) they tinking of oct, i tink ben's mum wan them to apply for flat first..."
"u going to become ah mah again huh??? LOL..."
"aiya, who ask yr sis pull me into the room so secretive then keep laughing... so i tot they shotgun tat's y wanna get married..."
"LOL, u really watched too much dramas liao.. everything oso tink pple pregnant... wahahahha.... anyway tell me more when i go back"
then we hang up.. then i called the "bride-to-be" to congrats her... wahahahaha...
News 4:
got this news when we got home... the tenants are FINALLY moving out... end of this month... wahahaha.. no more pple snatching the bathroom with us...
Y7:26 AM
Thursday, January 7, 2010
This is sooooo FARRNEEEE.. MUST READ!
The Bathroom....
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise
not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP,
and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist..
He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice felling, he thought.
Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.
Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower
to this unbelievable pleasure..
The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the
ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed,
and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed.
The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your penis is under your pillow."
MEN NEVER LISTEN
Labels: Humour
Y12:51 PM
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
currently sitting in Gloria Jean's Coffee at Terminal 2, waiting for Winfield.. Arrival back from Ho Chi Minh at 2250hrs... A group of frens celebrating someone's bday beside me... The bday "boy" juz arrived back from Korea... Makes me tink of my last holiday.. So feel like going back...
wanna upload some of Asher's photos here while waiting for him... Please check FB for more details.. LOL
Y9:57 PM
