If I were blue, would you be there for me, And whisper in my ears that's ok. Would you stand by me, let me hold you tight, And say you love me one more time.
If I feel good, would you slow dance with me, And touch my lips with tender loving care, Would you die for me, would you run with me, And never look back..
Would you be there to love, to be with me? Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you'll always be the one, to take my breath away?
Would you be there to love, to be with me? Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you'll always be the one, to take my breath away?
Would you be there..
If i'm away, would you still think of me, And wish that you could hold me now, Would you die for me, would you run with me, All the way..
Would you be there to love, to be with me? Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you'll always be the one, to take my breath away?
Would you be there to save my soul tonight, Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you will always be there, To kiss my pain away...
Would you be there to love, to be with me? Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you'll always be the one, to take my breath away?
Would you be there to save my soul tonight, Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you will always be there, To kiss my pain away...
Would you be there? for me...
Y7:41 AM
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Don't Lie to Kids...
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl says, "What's under there?" So the man answers, "A bird." The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?" The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses. When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs. Don't forget to forward this message to your friends and make them laugh;
This is a super duper nice show to watch.... LOL... ya, i am into japanese drama now... The butlers are all so cute...
The story revolves around a young woman named Mei, who was rescued as a young girl by someone calling himself her "butler." With only a vague memory, though, the experience seems like just a dream. But one day, after her parents' accidental death, he appears: Rihito comes from a line of outstanding butlers, and he has been appointed to serve her! Now her ordinary life has completely flipped, as she discovers that she's actually the heiress to a fortune, and is forced to transfer to St. Lucia Girls' Academy, where all the students have butlers! As a result, her childhood friend Kento decides to enroll in a butler school so that he can stay close to her.
the Middle Wife story - funny way to interprete delivery process ^_^
The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous second grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.
When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.
Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant.
'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.' 'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord. 'She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me.
The kids are watching her in amazement.' Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)'
My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.) 'And then, pop!
My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)'
Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there.
When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there. 'Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest.. Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along.
Now you have two choices...laugh and close this page or pass this along to someone else to spread the laughs.. I know what I did!!! Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone happy!
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"
The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."
The neighbour jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him.His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster.He tripped and fell on the ground.He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.
At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God....!" Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.
It was then that a bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, told others I didn't exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"The atheist looked directly into the light and said: "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice. The light went out, and the sounds of the forest resumed and then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful, Amen." atheist - is a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.
early morning email from EA at 0841hrs... Hi Wynne
Will like to follow-up on the following outstanding matters:- 1. did class respond? 2. check with yr boss tis blah blah blah... check with yr boss tat blah blah blah... i am going to vietnam on blah blah blah date.. can we fixed the closing on blah blah blah? pls check with yr boss... my client is coming on .... Is this acceptable? Please check with yr boss... 3. is BOS ready? can send it to me? i will go to SL when i come back from vietnam.... Please also check this point with yr boss... Hope you can kindly check and provide me with the above answer soonest. Your kind attention and assistance is greatly appreciated.
Followed by his usual call to follow up... then not long after he hang up, he called again...
"oh.. yday SL send an email cc to u... can u send the doc to SL?"
"Mr A, tat is from class and i had oredi requested yday..."
"oh, like tat ah... okok... hmmm... tat SL very funny, always give me last min thing"
-_- dotx... pple fill in everything for him juz need him to sign... still wanna complain abt SL....
haiz.... we concluded tat EA is a loh soh pek... lol
ok.. enough of EA liao... i am on half day today... hee...
i am going on a cruise today... woohoo... first cruise trip... Uncle turbo has many points to be used on the cruise and so he used it for this trip... bring us in as guests... hee... will update the photos when i am back...
JE is really funny.. ask me hw come i can use DHL online to send to her customer but she cant... after checking with her, i realise she didnt add any "city" in the address.. -_- this is not the first time she send courier to overseas lor...
Y8:01 AM
Thursday, October 1, 2009
i really really BTH tat EA... Morning had been calling me non stop... eventually when my boss came in, i reply to his email before his calls finally slow down awhile... He sent a mail early tis morning at 735am but all the requests he asked, i have to get my boss's approval before i can reply to him... in his mail, he actually mention this...
*quote Today, you still have to follow up on the following matters:- 1. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2. Whether ~~~~~~~~~~~ *unquote
WTH... i am oso not his staff lor... he tink i only work for him??? I have to prepare for 5 vessels change of class... yet have to entertain his calls and help him chase for answers... he tink i run the class society or my father is the owner... knowing i cant give him any answer yet he call every half an hour to ask me about class reply!!! other than tat, the vessel is in Btm.. i have to wait for btm side reply... i oso cant gv him any technical assistance at all... hw i noe when the vessel is placed on board... where the items for the vsl shd be placed...
this is wat happened when i answer his call after i sent him the reply mail...
he asked "aiyo, u on leave again ah???" -_- i ans my office phone leh.... hw can i be at home???
then asked y i nv answer his phone calls in the morning(it is only 1041am when i reply to his mail)... i told him tat i was doing other things(arranging the dwgs and booklets for class) when i didnt answer and yet he say i was "eating snake".. WTH...
"wah.. u finally answer my email i am so happy... ya... i had spoken to H(our btm colleague) tis morning and he had told me vsl ready... if possible, sun i wanna go btm with my clients to see the vsl.. since my trip will be postponed... "
"yes, Mr A..."
"so abt the survey, can/have u chase class for me? wat they say???"
"Mr A, tis vsl in btm, so class asking their btm office surveyor to check but btm no reply yet..."
"okok, u continue check for me"
1051am, another email rec'd from him... followed by his call again... the email is abt wat he had informed me in the earlier call and ask abt the class.. the time difference is like less than ten mins apart only lor...
followed by 3 more calls oso asking abt the same thing...
Right after lunch... he called again to inform me abt his email meant for my boss.. he wan me to read out to my boss and reply him... then another email to our recept to book tickets to btm for him and his clients..
i am going to take half day tml... i really have to avoid him else i will go CRAZY....
